sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

(Source: chimichangass, via okaymad)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via itsvegasbaby)

tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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(via d0nn0)

"Don’t you dare, for one more second, surround yourself with people who are not aware of the greatness that you are."

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

(via okaymad)

"Books are a uniquely portable magic."

Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft (via kushandwizdom)

(via themagicoflaura)

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

savannah-joy-winchester:

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE DID IT

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)