• My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via d0nn0)

http://the1janitor.com/post/92785086180/dion-thesocialist-unsolicited-writing-advice

dion-thesocialist:

Unsolicited Writing Advice - Don’t say anything that sounds familiar. When tempted to write a cliche or trite phrase, break the phrase down and come up with something new instead.

For instance: “They fought like cats and dogs.” The cliche is founded upon two animals…

tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH

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  • Bae: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom

Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

(Source: keepitfr3sh, via zacharyquintoisgay)

douchecanooe:

If you’re a musical theatre fan and you don’t have that one show that is just so good you want to cry listening to the soundtrack then you are a dirty rotten liar

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absolutelyhomo:

people pitying robin thicke as he tries to “get” his ex-wife back

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people supporting robin thicke’s song “get her back”

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people supporting robin thicke’s “blurred lines”

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people supporting robin thicke

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robin thicke

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